Tanked Toddlers: Jägerbomben! Jägerbomben! Jägerbomben!

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

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