When cooking dinner for a woman using a slow cooker, don’t leave the remnants of food in there on the warm setting. You won’t want second helpings. You’ll be too busy in the bedroom. Worse yet, you won’t remember you left the cooker on until lunchtime the next day when you are at the cinema, and you won’t walk out of the film because of high cinema prices. When you do get home, the food will be a solid, charred mess. #LFMF
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