If you're trying to scoot around somebody's chair in a cafeteria because you're terribly shy and want to avoid that little social interaction, remember that "Excuse me" draws much less attention to you than knocking over a potted tree that was behind said person, which then strikes a third person on the head. The entire cafeteria will stare at you in awkward silence. #LFMF
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