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16 Tweets About God You Might Go To Hell For Laughing At

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    Text - Elle Oh Hell Follow @ElleOhHell I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler." 7:50 AM - 1 May 2014 9,236 Retweets 15,618 Likes
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    Text - style rat Follow @themiltron [God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they're thirsty, they GOD: Make it undrinkable. 7:09 PM - 7 Jun 2015 12,386 Retweets 19,291 Likes
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    Text - the hippo account @InternetHippo Follow Big deal Jesus, so your dad sent you here to suffer & die, that's what all the rest of us are doing too 12:11 PM - 21 Sep 2015 5,659 Retweets 8,340 Likes
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    Text - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn Noah: Two? Why two of every animal? [God whispers in Noah's ear] Noah: nice lol 3:46 PM - 30 Mar 2015 2,010 Retweets 4,208 Likes
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    Text - Mike Primavera Follow @primawesome Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words. 10:55 AM - 4 Dec 2013 38,521 Retweets 53,742 Likes
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    Text - Sage Boggs Follow @sageboggs jesus: what do people call the day i was crucified me: good friday. we call it "good friday" jesus: what the fuck 8:00 AM -3 Apr 2015 8,105 Retweets 16,067 Likes VOTE
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    Text - Miss Leah Follow @LeahsLounge I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. 10:45 AM - 23 Sep 2014 1,266 Retweets 1,766 Likes
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    Text - chuuch Follow @ch000ch god: u gotta build a boat noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how 10:22 PM - 30 May 2015 6,116 Retweets 13,093 Likes
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    Text - Mike Primavera Follow @primawesome Me: "Hey you forgot to close the door! Were you born in a barn?" Jesus: "Yes." Me: "Oh, it's you. Sorry, Jesus." Jesus: "I forgive you." 10:13 AM - 15 May 2012 1,886 Retweets 3,694 Likes
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    Text - Fred Delicious Follow @Fred_Delicious *Jesus excitedly runs home from school* "dad, dad! I made the football team" *God peers over his newspaper* "well i made FUCKING EVERYTHING" 7:41 AM-14 Aug 2013 5,390 Retweets 9,528 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then 6:26 AM -9 Jan 2015 16,499 Retweets 29,884 Likes
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    Text - Nathan Usher Follow @thenatewolf God's Assistant: really? Leather wings on a mouse's body? I think you're just in a bad mood. God: ALSO MAKE IT BLIND AND SCREECHING 11:16 AM - 1 Sep 2015 1,008 Retweets 1,963 Likes
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    Text - regular gem Follow @Choplogik Replying to@jonnysun @jonnysun GOD: welcom, my son, to my eternal kingdom ME: knew id get here heaventually GOD: that's it. get out. back to hell with u 12:07 PM - 19 Jul 2014 748 Retweets 1,423 Likes
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    Text - Corgis Saved: 1 Follow @matt__nelson JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa 1:14 PM - 28 May 2015 1,004 Retweets 2,491 Likes
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    Text - Bridger Winegar Follow @bridger_w Anyone who asks, "Why does God let bad things happen to people" has clearly never purposefully drowned one of their Sims in a pool 5:51 PM 27 Jul 2015 1,017 Retweets 1,946 Likes
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    Text - Bucky Isotope Follow @BuckyIsotope *knock on door* "Sir have you found Jesus?" Uh, no. Goodbye. *shuts door* Jesus steps out from behind door with gun Good answer 8:25 PM -9 Sep 2015 14,199 Retweets 27,337 Likes
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