This & That

Know This:

• Parents put their kid in a washer to scare him... and then it turned on.
• A new study finds Congress has dumbed down an entire grade level since 2005.
• New guidelines have been written specifically to reduce the number of rapes in American prisons.

Read This:

• How a bunch of scrappy Marines could help vanquish breast cancer.
• Michael Wolff pleads in the New Yorker: Let my mother die.
• Does Facebook wreck marriages? A new study shows it's an increasing factor in divorce.

Watch This:

• The first teaser trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master.

Look At This:

• How Hollywood creates crowd without CGI.
• In a recent Guardian, an ad was placed for a full-time, Level 1 torturer.

Other:

• Tea Time Tumblr: Gifolas Cage
• Tea Time List: 5 Iconic Pop Culture Moments Inspired At The Last Moment
• Above: farlapbloodhounds