I told him I had an affair with one of my students. He said, "Pedobear approves."

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Employee drives 2 hours into office to find that nobody else is there, coworkers didn't tell them not to come in: 'Even the newer staff knew not to come in, but nobody is answering'

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Manager calls out employee for using phone while on lunchbreak in company cafeteria: 'That's not a professional look'

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Workplace writes up employees for every time they call out of a shift, no matter how far in advance: 'In an industry that's hemorrhaging workforce, these threats seem pretty silly'

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