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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2024) 1

Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it' 2

27 Witty Memes to Send to Your Therapist and Have Them Laughing At Your Dark Sense of Humor This Week (November 22, 2024) 3

Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start' 4

Single mom of a 4-year-old tells family she cannot afford Christmas presents for 37-40 family members, offends family by saying she can only afford to gift Ramen Noodles: 'No matter how much I say I can’t, it doesn’t seem to register' 5

The 23 Best Parenting Memes for Witty Moms and Dads Parenting the Best They Can Every Single Week (November 23, 2024) 6

MY hooman? 1

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (November 22, 2024) 2

25 Funnies of Both Cute Kittens and Furious Felines to Embrace Our Pawrenting Path 3

Be a Silly Cat, Hooman 4

Feline Family Friday: Our Hilarious House Cats' Cute and Clawminal Activities from the Past Week, Captured in 25 Marvelous Memes 5

cheezdans! 6