This Pre-K Recipe Book Is Amazingly & Unintentionally Hilarious

Ada Elder

Jul 26, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

Back in May, Twitter user Jordan Adams did the internet a huge favor by sharing some excerpts from his nephew's Pre-K cooking book. Now, we don't know about you but we weren't exactly ready for MasterChef Junior at the ripe age of 4. As you can imagine, these...inventive...recipes reflect their authors' age, culinary experience, and for some - seriously early onset stress and anxiety.

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The people are here for Ariana's macaroni.

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Why can't we have tacos AND cheesy rollups?

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And here come the memes!

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While we could have used a couple more recipes, props to the good samaritans who shared their own childhood recipes.

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