Animal Pickup Lines
Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop
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‘Lady I work 3 jobs, I serve dozens of customers…’: 20+ Baristas share times random strangers demanded they were ‘regulars' and how they dealt with them
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Dad restricts 19-year-old daughter's laptop use because he doesn't believe she's spending 8-10 hours a day doing homework: 'I don't understand why every assignment needs a computer or laptop.'
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Regional manager demand retail workers don't clean store until closing, gets forced to pay out overtime: 'We didn't finish until 9:30 every night'
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'I’m family, I can come anytime': Mother-in-law shows up unannounced to her son's new house, then makes a scene when she's not offered the master bedroom; the guestzilla cuts her visit short to fireback
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