Twitter's Takes On Baseball Sex Metaphors Are Self-Deprecating Gold

Remember baseball sex metaphors? How in High School Jessica H. was so cool because she went to THIRD base with CHAD? Well, the metaphors are getting a very funny revamp over on Twitter. It would seem people think the current "base system" is antiquated and a poor reflection of our stages of intimacy. It's 2018 and people have been going straight to what we used to say was a "home run." These tweets answer the question of what comes after our new "first base." They're hilariously telling.

1

Via Know Your Meme
2

Via Know Your Meme
3

Via Know Your Meme
4

Via Know Your Meme
5

Via Know Your Meme
6

Via Know Your Meme
7

Via Know Your Meme
8

Via Know Your Meme
9

Via Know Your Meme
10

First base: calling a cab
Second base: having a smoke
Third base: taking a drag
Fourth base: going to bed
— 𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 (@ufo_lighter) July 24, 2018

Via @ufo_lighter
11

There was a problem rendering this video - it may have been deleted.

Via @verycoolgrl
12

There was a problem rendering this video - it may have been deleted.

Via @im_gone
13

There was a problem rendering this video - it may have been deleted.

Via @macleanlandis