Twitter's Takes On Baseball Sex Metaphors Are Self-Deprecating Gold
Remember baseball sex metaphors? How in High School Jessica H. was so cool because she went to THIRD base with CHAD? Well, the metaphors are getting a very funny revamp over on Twitter. It would seem people think the current "base system" is antiquated and a poor reflection of our stages of intimacy. It's 2018 and people have been going straight to what we used to say was a "home run." These tweets answer the question of what comes after our new "first base." They're hilariously telling.
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First base: calling a cab
— 100 weird (@ufo_lighter) July 24, 2018
Second base: having a smoke
Third base: taking a drag
Fourth base: going to bedVia @ufo_lighter
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first base: sex
— scoopy (@im_gome) July 17, 2018
sixth base: coming to visit me at my job and hearing my customer service voiceVia @im_gone
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first base: your swamp gets overrun with fairytale creatures
— richard wershe (@macleanlandis) July 20, 2018
second base: rescue a princess from a tower
third base: deliver her to lord farquaad to clear out the swamp
home run: crash the wedding with a dragon and turn her into an ogreVia @macleanlandis
