'A string of cheese was still hanging from my mouth to the plate': 18+ Servers share their most unhinged, jaw-dropping workplace stories

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  • Tell me the worst thing you've ever done in hospitality. I don't mean spill a pint on someone. I mean whole room goes silent, jaw dropping, and unbelievable
  • lara Offered someone with dwarfism a children's menu (she was facing away from me)
  • LT Tried to steal a cheesy chip on my way to a table. A string of cheese was still hanging from my mouth to the plate...
  • Heather Sykes I tripped and dropped a hole lasagna into someones bag
  • Abigail Garnham Tomato soup over the bride. Yes, the starter was tomato soup & I had to pass it over her shoulder & she stretched out her arms at the wrong time. I cried in the bread roll cupboard
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  • cammie h asked where someone's accent was from! they were deaf.
  • BigGuy Mick I dropped 2 pints of Guinness....into a pram!...a pram with a 6 week old baby in
  • dan dumped a whole pot of coleslaw into somebodys lap by accident, got them a pint for free to say sorry and while giving it to them proceeded to dump half of it over them accidentally again
  • Paul A man came to the bar and asked if kids were allowed in, I said "yeah as long as they're not running around screaming" and chuckled.
  • He smiled, left the pub, then returned with his two wheelchair bound kids. I went and sat out the back for a while after that.
  • Megs I asked a woman if she wanted sugar with her cup of tea and she said no and
  • I replied with "aw because you're sweet enough" and she went "...no I'm diabetic"
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  • phoebe a man was having his 10 year sober party at my work, he asked for a tonic water, i served him and gin and tonic. broke his 10 year streak
  • spinasaurus I said to a quiet room "god it's like someones d d in here" they said "yeah this is the wake"
  • grac.mc Charged someone £750 instead of £75 on the card machine that doesn't allow for refunds so we had to give it him all in cash
  • Evie Thompson I fed a vegan couple two MEAT sausages without realising it, and when they came up to pay they went "those vegan sausages were so good!" So I just played along
  • Angelica.conte Asked a guy at the end of the table if he wouldn't mind passing the glasses down as I had a full tray and couldn't reach. Whole table went silent. He had no hands
  • brigracexx told a woman dogs weren't allowed in the pub... she then shows me it's a toddler.
  • molly_louisa2 50 deaf people walked in for food and asked where to go. I told them to go back of the restaurant because it's the quietest area. She replied with "I don't think that will be an issue"
  • Elli Put balsamic vinegar on a sundae cos i thought it was chocolate sauce
  • paige.avila asked a regular who usually came in with his mum where she was today, his response "we buried her an hour ago"
  • suga mata told a customer it didn't matter if she ordered a diet coke given the rest of her order was a large big mac meal with cheese dippers
  • Erika I cleaned an elderly man's table not realising he had his teeth wrapped up in tissue so I threw them

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