To Each His Own of the Day

Wesley Warren, Jr., the Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that has caused his scrotum to swell to 100 pounds, has refused a free $1 million corrective surgery from Dr. Oz, all because he wants to retain the rights to his story.

Apparently, the celebrity he receives for his condition outweighs his physical discomfort -- and the fact that he has to enclose his giant scrotum in a hooded sweatshirt when out in public.

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