You have failed me for the last time, Ochocinco.

'If you want me gone, you would have to fire me': Micromanager pressures employee to quit their job by criticizing all their work, employee finds a way to use manager's methods against him 1

‘You will get what you deserve’: Employee stands firm against rebellious customer's rush for service, causing delays for dozens in line 2

'It was the last straw for the team': VP undermines team of designers, they all quit at once, manager caught in the middle reports VP to HR 3

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 4

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 5

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 6

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Correct priorities 2

1000 Words 3

As usual 4

Matriarch kitty mom 5

That's nuts! 6