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28 Random Memes And Tweets That'll Get You LOLling

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    Text - Michael Tiberi @MichaelJTiberi Ihate when someone says, "exercise is my drug." Um, have you ever done drugs? They're way better than running on a treadmill
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    Text - mic @miccraze Me ten minutes after being dramatic for no reason: blackbear @iamblackbear ive decided im ok
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    Text - Y'all so dramatic lol USHMEISTER @kingushbal This hit me hard chapter One the book of lies i. w.hofstetter "i love you.."
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    Text - One guy wrote on his Facebook status: "Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but I acted responsibly & took an Uber." 400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend: "Where did you go in Uber bro, party was in your house."
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    Arm - When you pull up to the ATM and you're too far away @tank.sinatra
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    Face - Me walking past the liquor aisle at the store IG:@mymomsaysimpretty
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    Text - Goth Clam Bake @lunchspecial69 Me at Starbucks: I'll have a lemona- NYU student who studied abroad in Florence: this American lemonade is NOTHING like the LIMONCELLO shots we did in NAPLES! We ate **makes Italian fist** FRESH pasta out of the Trevi fountain AND snorted TIRAMISU off the Popes asscrack!
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    Dress - Me hungover as f kand dying but then the girls invite me to bottomless mimosa brunch IG: @the_meredith
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    Text - Someone calls the cops @highfiveexpert ISAW THIS GUY TODAY AT STARBUCKS NO IPHONE, NO e22202 TABLET, NO LAPTOP. TID UMO HE JUST SAT THERE tural DRINKING COFFEE. LIKE A PSYCHOPATH
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    Mammal - "I can explain..."
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    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open- mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job
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    Statue - Our elegantsolution forkeeping the doglin withoutascreen door.
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    Text - teen @tina_sanfilippo imagine naming ur daughter Lizard & she'll be called Liz & 1 day someone will ask "is your name Elizabeth" & she'll be like nah it's Lizard
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    Text - K. Baba @Unkle_K Ihate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face
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    Text - peaches @mamamadiee Idon't think I'm prepared for the moment my son comes home from school with homework and has a math question and then realizes his mother is a f g moron
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    Text - Actual photo of my savings account @prettypleasesir I SAID I WOULONT WITH HN HENI O10 AGAIN TAR $5
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    Text - Day 42 without sex: I realized anxiety screws me daily better than anyone else ever has
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    Text - blizzy @BlairAlzuro Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea
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    Helmet - @MrsSpotRusherz ILEFT MY HUSBAND ALONE WITH THE BABY FOR 15 MINUTES...come back, poor guy is sleeping with his head in a bowl of ramen noodles now
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    Sky - my manager: so how's the shift going? me:
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    Text - Timing is always perfect- you were just early, late or unprepared
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    Text - AGAR and 99 Others @Utterly_Black Working in retail was wild, people just tell you things about their personal life and you just stand there... Not knowin' how to respond to "I'm going to a funeral" or "I'm getting a divorce" like that sucks... $13.48 is your total
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    Text - @iffxt Imagine being friends with me for more than 2 years and still believing my "I am leaving in 5 mins " texts LOOOOL see you in 2 hours darlings
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    People in nature - "These woods have been haunted by demonic spirits for centuries. Dozens of people have unexplainably gone missing" people:
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    Muscle - Meanwhile in the UK... Jamie Richardson Says it's too hot to wear a top in this heat ARE TOPLESS MEN IN PUBLIC INAPPROPRIATE? ThisMorning @madeinpoortaste
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  • 26
    Text - scotteastwood HOW DO I STOP EATING CHIPS AND SALSA DO THEY RUN OUT OR DO I DIE.
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    Text - Belinda McEyebrow @PissOffHon Mad the way people leave jobs and have presents and cakes and little parties and Facebook statuses about it, when I leave a job ljust go home one day and never return
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    Barechested - yova @yovabundra Holy sh tow

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