Life-Altering Invention of the Day

Fears of infidelity are slightly alleviated with this ring from TheCheeky.com, which imprints the all-important phrase "I'm Married" onto the bearer's finger. The odds are slim of such a trick actually preventing cheating, but merely removing the ring before a risque fling won't erase the impression of one's commitment to another. The cost of such peace of mind: $550. [deathandtaxes]