Crappy Candy For America!

Honestly, does anyone really ENJOY candy buttons? A mouth full of paper does not scream AMERICA to me.

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30 GenX Memes for 80s Kids Who Grew up in Simpler Times

30 GenX Memes for 80s Kids Who Grew up in Simpler Times

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'For $30 of food she was willing to risk my life': 25-year-old kicks out her roommate after she admits to spiking their meals with a severe allergen to flush out a food thief

'For $30 of food she was willing to risk my life': 25-year-old kicks out her roommate after she admits to spiking their meals with a severe allergen to flush out a food thief

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Dad insists on excluding 11-year-old daughter from 'guys only' trip with 13-year-old son and 12-year-old nephew, doesn't understand when she gets upset: 'He really wants this time without any women present'

Dad insists on excluding 11-year-old daughter from 'guys only' trip with 13-year-old son and 12-year-old nephew, doesn't understand when she gets upset: 'He really wants this time without any women present'

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Woman insists 2-year-old girl is suspended from daycare after she bites her son, teacher refuses to suspend her due to her mother being in the hospital: “Have a bit of sympathy”

Woman insists 2-year-old girl is suspended from daycare after she bites her son, teacher refuses to suspend her due to her mother being in the hospital: “Have a bit of sympathy”

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Boss schedules employee during approved mountain vacation with no cell service, threatens their job when worker don't show up: ‘I turn my phone back on, and I get bombarded with a million notifications’

Boss schedules employee during approved mountain vacation with no cell service, threatens their job when worker don't show up: ‘I turn my phone back on, and I get bombarded with a million notifications’

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'A company gave out 10,000 flyers that had my phone number on them': Office employee is inundated with calls, gets even with the mistaken company

'A company gave out 10,000 flyers that had my phone number on them': Office employee is inundated with calls, gets even with the mistaken company

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