The Twittersphere Reacts to the Higgs Boson

Neighbor parks in homeowner's front yard declaring it to be a "community parking area," gets towed :'She parked in my front yard' 1

Parents demand $250k from wealthy son so they could buy a house, son denies them the money, leading to a family dispute: ‘You were born as a retirement plan’ 2

Boss begs employee to stay when they quit after being denied a raise: 'I can give you what ever you want' 3

Entitled parents mock granddaughter on family vacation, uncle comes to her defense and forces his parents to sleep in the garage as payback: ‘Call it punishment’ 4

Boss tries to steal PTO from their employees, but gets pwned when one hairstylist returns from a 10-day vacation in Italy with lawyers in tow: ‘No way, no how’ 5

'It is very satisfying firing a customer': Customer fakes $3,000 discount at car dealership, employee and GM team up to fire their own customer 6

Neighbor parks in homeowner's front yard declaring it to be a "community parking area," gets towed :'She parked in my front yard' 1

'It is very satisfying firing a customer': Customer fakes $3,000 discount at car dealership, employee and GM team up to fire their own customer 2

34-year-old dude loses it after 28-year-old fiancée responds to his breakup speech with an apathetic "okay" 3

'I told her she is the reason I am an absent grandparent': Grandparent of 4 and 7-year-old kids tries to visit with little success, daughter is shocked when her parent decides to move away 4

Caterer scams bride and groom, bails on the day of the wedding, leaving the wedding planner scrambling: 'This is my worst nightmare as a planner' 5

'[He] staples everything... just for fun': 20+ People who can't stop rolling their eyes at their coworkers 6