Don't You Want to Break Off a Piece?
Ok, so maybe this isn't sexy, unless you're really into limb regeneration, but just imagine picking up a piece of Deadpool and taking it home to snuggle with.
Look At Him Suckin' on That Straw, Looking All Tumory
It's a known fact that his tumors get all excited when he drinks blue raspberry smoothies.
Get Those Peepers Peeping
You know what makes any intimate situation better? Knowing that Deadpool is watching you. That's what.
How Did Hulk Steal His Clothes?
Ok, how stretchy is Deadpool's suit? Because that's ridiculous. Also, it's nice to know Deadpool goes commando under his suit.
Too Much To Handle
If there's one guy who'll throw caution to the wind for a night with Rogue it's... well it's a whole bunch of guys in the marvel universe, but still Deadpool is probably on that list.
Well, If it Isn't Mr. Randy Monkey
To be fair I'm surprised he hasn't answered to Randy Monkey before.
He Knows What Young (Possibly Evil) Boys Want
You wouldn't expect ol' DP to be giving a heart to heart talk, but you would expect that he'd end it with newdie mags.
You Just Want to See His Bottom Wiggle
And what a delightful rump it is. Romp, I mean ROMP...
Now That's a Man Who's Comfortable Without Pants
Deadpool is so much sexier than Jean Grey, in fact, he's so sexy that I am unable to look away from this image. Someone, please get help.