9 of the Strangest, Sexiest, Deadpooliest Moments

Well, well, well, if it isn't Wade Wilson. Well, Isn't he a cheeky little monkey, but you can't spell decency with Deadpool... well, I suppose you could get the first two letters. but that's not much. I'm just trying to say Deadpool is sort of creepy and weird. There, I said it. Now take a look at why.

1
Don't You Want to Break Off a Piece?

Ok, so maybe this isn't sexy, unless you're really into limb regeneration, but just imagine picking up a piece of Deadpool and taking it home to snuggle with.
2
Look At Him Suckin' on That Straw, Looking All Tumory

It's a known fact that his tumors get all excited when he drinks blue raspberry smoothies.
3
Get Those Peepers Peeping

You know what makes any intimate situation better? Knowing that Deadpool is watching you. That's what.
4
How Did Hulk Steal His Clothes?

Ok, how stretchy is Deadpool's suit? Because that's ridiculous. Also, it's nice to know Deadpool goes commando under his suit.
5
Too Much To Handle

If there's one guy who'll throw caution to the wind for a night with Rogue it's... well it's a whole bunch of guys in the marvel universe, but still Deadpool is probably on that list.
6
Well, If it Isn't Mr. Randy Monkey

To be fair I'm surprised he hasn't answered to Randy Monkey before.

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7
He Knows What Young (Possibly Evil) Boys Want

You wouldn't expect ol' DP to be giving a heart to heart talk, but you would expect that he'd end it with newdie mags.
8
You Just Want to See His Bottom Wiggle

And what a delightful rump it is. Romp, I mean ROMP...
9
Now That's a Man Who's Comfortable Without Pants

Deadpool is so much sexier than Jean Grey, in fact, he's so sexy that I am unable to look away from this image. Someone, please get help.

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