Well, well, well, if it isn't Wade Wilson. Well, Isn't he a cheeky little monkey, but you can't spell decency with Deadpool... well, I suppose you could get the first two letters. but that's not much. I'm just trying to say Deadpool is sort of creepy and weird. There, I said it. Now take a look at why.
Don't You Want to Break Off a Piece?
Ok, so maybe this isn't sexy, unless you're really into limb regeneration, but just imagine picking up a piece of Deadpool and taking it home to snuggle with.
Look At Him Suckin' on That Straw, Looking All Tumory
It's a known fact that his tumors get all excited when he drinks blue raspberry smoothies.
Get Those Peepers Peeping
You know what makes any intimate situation better? Knowing that Deadpool is watching you. That's what.
How Did Hulk Steal His Clothes?
Ok, how stretchy is Deadpool's suit? Because that's ridiculous. Also, it's nice to know Deadpool goes commando under his suit.
Too Much To Handle
If there's one guy who'll throw caution to the wind for a night with Rogue it's... well it's a whole bunch of guys in the marvel universe, but still Deadpool is probably on that list.
Well, If it Isn't Mr. Randy Monkey
To be fair I'm surprised he hasn't answered to Randy Monkey before.