20 Funny Tweets & Posts For Anyone Who's Been To Therapy

Ah, mental health. It seems we can only go a few hours without a surprise panic attack or a wave of existential dread. That's where therapists come in. If you can't afford the luxury of spending a grandiose sum to talk to a mental health professional, maybe these tweets will help soothe your soul.

Posted by Ada Elder

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My therapist keeps telling me to stop comparing myself to other people—that life’s not a competition.

Which, to be fair, is exactly what I’d say to someone I was trying to beat, too.
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) July 8, 2018

Via @emily_murnane
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My therapist and I got stuck in the same elevator & pretended we didn't know each other. Next week's session writes itself.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 20, 2016

Via @aparnapkin
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Alpha move: when you walk in, hand your therapist the box of tissues and whisper "you're going to need it."
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 6, 2016

Via @1followernodad
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my therapist said going to cemeteries & putting printouts of Michael Jordan's crying face on tombstones is an essentially unhealthy behavior
— Jayson Musson (@therealhennessy) March 18, 2016

Via @therealhennesy
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"Please describe each of your patients as if we were the horses in a stable, with different horse personalities," - me to my therapist soon
— Drew (@drebastion) September 10, 2015

Via @MostlyPregnant
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The worst part about getting a new therapist is catching them up so I made a PowerPoint to help pic.twitter.com/JnKIqO6NIX
— Tessa Belle (@tessabelllle) July 7, 2018

Via @tessabelllle
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WHOA if you listen to Radiohead's In Rainbows three times in a row your therapist texts you
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) May 7, 2016

Via @charstarlene
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ME: I say LOL like "lole" but some people say "el oh el"
THERAPIST: *on the phone to his own therapist* Yeah I need to make an appointment
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) December 2, 2015

Via @tastefactory