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20 Funny Tweets & Posts For Anyone Who's Been To Therapy

Ah, mental health. It seems we can only go a few hours without a surprise panic attack or a wave of existential dread. That's where therapists come in. If you can't afford the luxury of spending a grandiose sum to talk to a mental health professional, maybe these tweets will help soothe your soul.

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    Text - ierohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
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    Text - kremeroyale Therapists in the media: "understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard.
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    Text - jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))) also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap
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    Text - W eexjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you'd love
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    Text - atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
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    Text - skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "I'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
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    Text - andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me: "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
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    Text - infinitebutthurt My therapists name is Karen and she has a little print out of that "we can't all be neurotypical Karen" post on her desk. Sometimes she prints out shitty memes with positive quotes on them and legitimately forces me to take at least two.
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    Text - nicopetty my old therapist: oh SHT wait look at this, i got it off amazon! *reaches into her purse and whips out a fidget spinner* it GLOWS in the DARK
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    Text - galactiicpunk i told my therapist once that i played minecraft on peaceful mode to calm myself down and she told me "you need to try putting your brain on peaceful mode"
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    Text - yeetsceet My therapist used to end our sessions with "Lifes a bilth But you're not
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    Text - rayify my therapist once spent a solid five minutes trying to recreate a shitty drawing (i thought it was great tho) of Gaara that he did as a gift for another kid on a blackboard as encouragement because I was telling him about my anxiety over not being that good at drawing
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