The Opportunist While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it. oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet! Add as a preferredsource on Google From SirNottaguy-Imadad Tags best of the week drink great dane Hall of Fame Like See all captions Recaption Show Comments Hide Comments