Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks
I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop
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Daycare director puts entitled helicopter parents in their place, awarding their 4-year-old Brody the same participation trophy as every other kid: 'You're telling me my son gets the same thing as the kid who picked his nose the whole time?'
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Office requires employees to help move furniture to save $ on professional movers, worker injures his back while helping out: 'My boss rented a van and said it would be a fun team-building'
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21-year-old reserves king size bed on 9 person vacation, refuses to switch to queen size for two friends who are sharing: 'They called me a "mattress size queen"'
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Mom forbids her 13-year-old daughter from appearing in her boy-mom sister-in-law's family vlogs: 'My sister-in-law kept pestering her to braid hair and decorate cookies for content.'
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