15 Very Abridged Movie Plots That Get Right Down to the Point

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Eric Lund
Aug 7, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

When you get down to brass tacks, Lord of the Rings was a glorified trip back to Jared.

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    People - Rebel Scum Finn Follow @realtraitorfinn older sister ruins younger sister's chance to appear on television I volunteer as tribute.
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    Product - Daniel Lovell Follow @Lovell DJ Adorable trash can and flower pot force fat people to walk. WALL E
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    Text - Gissel Escudero Follow @GisselEscu Americans finally bother to learn a foreign language HUMAN
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    Organism - Follow After losing his father, a young boy joins a hippie group and becomes a vegan
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    Adaptation - D Grand Follow @DeraldThomas Talking frog convinces son to kill his dad
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    Fictional character - Maggie Serota Follow @maggieserota Paranoid billionaire afraid of immigrant
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    Text - Gissel Escudero Follow @GisselEscu A gorgeous queen that looks exactly like Charlize Theron is so mentally ill that a mirror tricks her into believing that Kristen Stewart is prettier than her
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    Text - Khadi Don Follow @KhadiDon A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters.
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    Text - Dawud McQueefThief Follow @GoddamnltDawud Leonardo DiCapro wanders a frozen wasteland in search of an Oscar
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    Text - Eser Unsalan Follow @eserunsalan Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry TORDRRINGS ORDRNGS ORDRINGS THE THE THE TETCNOF THE KING THE ELLOWtP OF THE RING THE TWO 1OWEES HAvaen0 A etd hre Tis JousNY EN THE CURNEY CONTINUES
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    Face - Follow Grumpy Emo chick ponders whether to shag dog over several a corpse or a years
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    Text - Daniel Go Follow @danielgo0102 A bald guy teams up with another bald guy to fight another bald guy
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    Text - Deepak @writtenbyDK Follow Rich girl lets poor man freeze to death
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    Face - Emily DAVIS @emilyda222 Follow Girl has to pretend she's a man to be taken seriously
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    Text - Jessica Seaborn Follow @Jessica Seaborn Boy spends 7 years being a third wheel
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