When White Kids Jam

A Redditor uploaded this video (VOLUME WARNING!) showing members of various LSU fraternities throwing down against each other, presumably because one pledge bragged about how HIS father's law firm attracted more high-profile clients than another pledge's father's law firm.

Through all of the white collar carnage, the man taking the video gazed on in timeless selfie glory, and an intrepid videographer on the internet did the rest, plastering the man's face on a green screen for future making-fun-of-white-people.

Though I've got to know: is Troy okay? That looked like it hurt when Kirk kicked him in the stomach. Or was that Ryan? Or Blake? Or Steve? I can't tell.