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'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 2

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 3

28 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 9, 2024) 4

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 5

36 GenX Childhood Snapshots to Give You a Burst of Nostalgia (May 9, 2024) 6

Toez 1

Might as well... 2

Fill'r up or else... 3

He's innocent 4

Every time 5

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024) 6