Shock the Monkey

If you decide to put away the washed dishes while waiting for the toaster, pay attention. You may just jam the metal ladle you're holding not into the utensils pot behind the toaster but into the toaster itself. It will spark, you will get a huge electric shock and your toaster will blow up. To top it off, your toast will not be done and, as the toaster no longer works, you are now hungry AND halfway to electrocuted. #LFMF