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36 FML Moments From People That Are Suffering Through Life's Struggles

I always feel better about my life after reading these. It's unavoidably, albeit shamefully inevitable that we might find more comfort in troubles of our own through knowing that most everyone else out there is fighting their own battles. Shoutout to the folks over at FML for hosting the collection of moments! 

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    Text - FML 104 Today, I found out my ex boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML 16 I agree, your life sucks 55.3k 6.4k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 23 Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face- first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML 68 I agree, your life sucks 400 You deserved it 777
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    Text - FML 52 Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML 18 26.0k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 1.7k
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    Text - FML 62 Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML 22 I agree, your life sucks 25.1k You deserved it 13.5k
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    Text - FML FOLLOW-UP 170 Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML tonight SO 19 43.8k Tagree, your life sucks You deserved it 30.3k
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    Text - FML 276 Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML 30 40.1k I agree, your life sucks You deserved it 6.4k 0
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    Text - FML 85 Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML 22 37.2k T agree, your life sucks You deserved it 5.1k
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    Text - FML Looking like a fool... Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML 65 489 Tagree, your life sucks You deserved it 921
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    Text - FML 106 Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML 17 32.9k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 4.9k
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    Text - FML 70 Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML 25 I agree, your life sucks 27.9k You deserved it 1.7k
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    Text - FML 120 Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML 16 29.8k Tagree, your life sucks 4.1k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 32 Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML 87 I agree, your life sucks 14.4k Phew, glad it wasn't me 2.4k 20
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    Text - FML 165 Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then Screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML 24 38.2k Tagree, your life sucks You deserved it 2.3k
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    Text - 15 Singapore Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML 224 2.4k I agree, your life sucks You deserved it 167 LC
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    Text - 158 FML Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML 52 I agree, your life sucks 21.8 You deserved it 40.0k
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    Text - FML FOLLOW-UP 75 Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML 21 I agree, your life sucks 25.5k You deserved it 14.6k
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    Text - FML 174 Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML 36 36.4k Tagree, your life sucks 2.3k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 22 Today, at 9 o'clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML 436 2.3k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 958
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    Text - FML 155 Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML 22 30.3k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 2.7k
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    Text - FML 136 Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer FML 30 47.0k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 6.0k
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    Text - FML 186 Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML 35 52.6k Iagree, your life sucks 4.7k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 109 Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML 43 I agree, your life sucks 37.5k You deserved it 64.9k 0
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    Text - FML FOLLOW-UP 79 Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML 30 53.1k Iagree, your life sucks 3.6k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 99 Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML 19 I agree, your life sucks 29.6k 2.5k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 183 Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML 126 I agree, your life sucks 200.6k You deserved it 21.5k
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    Text - FML 102 Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML 30 10.1k Tagree, your life sucks You deserved it 30.8k
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    Text - FML 154 Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death.I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML 31 I agree, your life sucks 45.7k You deserved it 4.6k
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    Text - FML FOLLOW-UP 54 Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML 68 15.9k Tagree, your life sucks You deserved it 3.0k
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    Text - FML 50 Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die FML 51 28.5k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 7.9k
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    Text - FML 17 Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML 142 I agree, your life sucks 4.2k You deserved it 5.1k
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    Text - FML 28 Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML 216 I agree, your life sucks 6.5k You deserved it 617
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    Text - FML 15 Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML 36 41.3k I agree, your life sucks You deserved it 2.8k Flavorite Feb 10, 2009 at 1:35 PM, United States
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    Text - FML Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML 114 I agree, your life sucks 1.9k You deserved it 449
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    Text - FML 21 Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML 271 4.2k Iagree, your life sucks 427 You deserved it
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    Text - FML 80 Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML 38 51.5k Iagree, your life sucks You deserved it 8.6k
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    Text - FML 162 Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML 26 69.2k Tagree, your life sucks You deserved it 6.3k
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