Wishful Thinking of the Day

We all know NBC hasn't been the most reliable network when it comes to covering the Olympics. Delays, spoilers, poor commentary and strict exclusivity are just some of the gripes that fans are having.

The New Yorker's Andy Borowitz had the initiative to draft up the kind of response we'd love to see. If only it were true -- minus the additional surcharge, of course.

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