Don't ever read a bunch of creepypasta if you're home alone at night. You will eventually become so paranoid that you will lock yourself up in a fort of pillows and blankets. Your boyfriend will come home, find the fort, and dive in, thinking you were just having fun. You will scream and punch him in the gut. #LFMF
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