I Could Have Written a Concise, Punny Post Title Here, But Then That Would Contradict the Tidbit I Shared With You Two Hours Ago So That's Simply Out of the Question
And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop
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