USA Today Published A Hilarious Guide For Old People To Decode Teen Slang

If you're an old person (read: under the age of 20), then you've probably spent a fair amount of time listening to the kids today use strange words that mean absolutely nothing to you. You know, like yeet, woke or thicc. What do they mean? You don't know! At this point, you might feel too embarrassed to ask them for fear of looking like a moron. Never fear, fellow oldie, because USA Today published a guide to tell you exactly what it is the kids are saying these days!