Celebrity Non-Endorsement of the Day

When Joan Rivers got wind that Costco wasn't selling her latest book, I Hate Everyone … Starting With Me, she took a bullhorn to a Burbank store location on Tuesday and accused the big-box retailer of violating her First Amendment rights:

Costco should not be like Nazi Germany! Next thing they'll be burning the Bible.

Security guards then surrounded her, so she handcuffed herself to a customer's cart. Apparently, Costco has refused to carry her book because of two made-up quotes on the back cover:

"Wilt Chamberlain: 'Even if I were alive I wouldn't f**k her.' "Marie Antoinette: 'I don't like her. Let her eat sh*t.'"

Costco let the 79-year-old Rivers go without having her arrested, but the worst insult was yet to come:

They kicked me out without giving me any free samples.

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