Celebrity Non-Endorsement of the Day
When Joan Rivers got wind that Costco wasn't selling her latest book, I Hate Everyone … Starting With Me, she took a bullhorn to a Burbank store location on Tuesday and accused the big-box retailer of violating her First Amendment rights:
Costco should not be like Nazi Germany! Next thing they'll be burning the Bible.
Security guards then surrounded her, so she handcuffed herself to a customer's cart.
Apparently, Costco has refused to carry her book because of two made-up quotes on the back cover:
"Wilt Chamberlain: 'Even if I were alive I wouldn't f**k her.' "Marie Antoinette: 'I don't like her. Let her eat sh*t.'"
Costco let the 79-year-old Rivers go without having her arrested, but the worst insult was yet to come:
They kicked me out without giving me any free samples.