This & That

Know This: 

• Right-wing nutjob Bryan Fischer believes kidnapping children from same-sex parents is like freeing slaves.
• A cam girl's devastated reaction to being trolled has gone viral, and she's kind of OK with it. Because of course.

Read This:

• From Fast Company: How Nike made track spikes for Oscar Pistorius's carbon fiber blades.
• From Flavorwire: What does your favorite Young Adult book say about you?
• From Hypervocal: Will giving up pr0n help your sex life? A social experiment for the ages.

Watch This:

• Amare Stoudemire knocked his marriage proposal out of the park -- but he still was nervous as hell.
• Someone at NBC approved a creepy, soft-pr0n video of female Olympians.
• Erin Andrews does a lil dance to "Call Me Maybe" -- what's not to like?
• Inside the Sneakerhead subculture and their obsession with Jordans.

Look At This:

• How the diner scene in Groundhog Day explains the whole of the Internets.
• Inside the physics of Olympians' bodies, broken down by sport.

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