Happy Hour

Know This:

• OMG finally -- Jennifer Aniston is engaged.
• A dying man's blinks are key evidence in a murder trial.
• Smuckers has released a bacon-flavored syrup.
• A former Susan G. Komen exec is writing a tell-all memoir called Planned Bullyhood.

Read This:

• From Deadspin: The time has come for America's flight attendants to shut up.
• From the New Yorker: How Paul Ryan captured the GOP.

Watch This:

• Apparently, butthole tattoos are the next big thing. (Not Safe For Work -- expletives, naked chick getting a butthole tattoo.)
• Awesome is what happens when acrobats get caught in a wind tunnel.
• Olympic synchonized swimming + Godzilla audio.

Happy Hour Tumblr: Girl With A Smartphone In A Mirror (Not Safe For Work -- slightly scandalous.)

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