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    Text - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn if you had seen only land turtles and then someone told you about sea turtles you would be like, "dont be ridiculous" 12:54 AM - 29 Oct 2015 645 Retweets 1,890 Likes
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    Text - kim Follow @KimmyMonte Turtles were invented in 1905 when 2 frogs got stuck in a hat 5:38 AM-28 Sep 2016 208 Retweets 410 Likes
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    Text - Jessie Dean Follow @NicCageMatch Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in 7:38 AM -19 Feb 2016 6,678 Retweets 16,686 Likes
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    Text - rachelle mandik Follow @rachelle_mandik [God making turtles] ANGEL: I like your concept for the snail but can you scale it up and make it kinda mean? GOD: Yep 5:28 AM-17 Oct 2016 42 Retweets 149 Likes
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    Text - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn don't dramatically throw lockets into the sea, they get stuck on turtles and the turtle gets full of itself and the other turtles resent it. 8:47 PM - 4 Oct 2016 510 Retweets 1,770 Likes
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    Text - The Dogfather Follow @mattnelson It's Friday night. No one's on Twitter. Say whatever you want. Turtles are just shell dogs 8:14 PM - 10 Jun 2016 165 Retweets 462 Likes
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    Text - Todd 'Papi' Carlos Follow @The ToddWilliams [animal hospital] DOC: You just need to go home and get some rest TURTLE: Go home?! Do you know ANYTHING about turtles? 8:29 AM -20 Feb 2016 18 Retweets 34 Likes
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    Text - Tommytoughstuff Follow @Tommytoughstuff HOW MANY TURTLES HAD TO DIE TO MAKE YOUR PRECIOUS HIGH NECKED SHIRT!?! 8:39 PM - 16 Apr 2015 759 Retweets 1,506 Likes
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    Text - beth, an alienM Follow @bourgeoisalien i bet when rich asshole turtles see poor turtles they're like "ugh, look at fred's house, must suck carrying that dump on your back all day" 2:50 PM 6 Dec 2015 32 Retweets 81 Likes
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    Text - Jason Follow @longwall26 turtles are just armored bugs 7:35 AM - 3 Mar 2016 22 Retweets 56 Likes HELELETETEH
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    Text - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn Please don't release helium balloons, they float out to sea and turtles use them for their birthday parties and its literally to0 cute 9:13 AM - 17 Sep 2014 2,221 Retweets 4,457 Likes
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    Tooth - Loving nature Follow @LOvingnature This tiny baby turtle looks like it's wearing a sombrero 8:30 AM - 15 Aug 2018
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