Make Way for the Miraculous Water-Runner!

'I need my full paycheck': Employee quits two weeks in after boss never draws up his W2, demands to be paid in full 1

'You want to escalate? Okay': Customer support insists they can help customer, customer wastes his own time trying to escalate the matter 2

'Sounds optional to me': Employee declines optional training course, boss reprimands her, claims it was mandatory to attend 3

Café Karen complains that her pieces of toast aren't the same size, gets smaller ones: 'You want your two pieces of toast the same size? As you wish.' 4

Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward' 5

'Their house was the wrong color': HOA forces couple to repaint their freshly painted house, couple chooses brightest paint possible 6

Electric company ordered to pay more than a million dollars in damages over farmer's fence after refusing to compensate him: 'He would have gladly settled [for] $10K' 1

20 cheap, low-effort Halloween costume ideas: 'Time traveler [...] wears the same clothes you wore yesterday' 2

‘We had the place gutted’: Evil landlord doubles rent for commercial space, so tenants remove all of their renovations resulting in the landlord's eventual real estate blacklisting 3

WFH employee gets official strike when their dog pops up in the background of a company Zoom call, company states it's because they have a ‘no pets policy’ 4

'Their house was the wrong color': HOA forces couple to repaint their freshly painted house, couple chooses brightest paint possible 5

‘She made it sound like we destroyed the place’: Airbnb host charges guests a $70 cleaning fee, then leaves them a bad review for not cleaning up, guests seek payback 6