Lunch Rush

Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Sandal Socks.

What else?

• TDW Geek: The cat who "sings" the Game of Thrones theme
• Pitiful: Newsweek concedes that it didn't fact-check its cover story by Niall Ferguson, "Hit The Road, Barack"
• Finally: Jimmy Kimmel will move to 11:30 and face off against Leno and Letterman
• Strange: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram for "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Pr0n"
• Predictable: A pr0n star's syphilis has shut down the industry indefinitely
• Official: Junior Seau's autopsy showed no signs of alcohol or illicit drugs
• Weird: AMC is sending a zombie to the upcoming conventions to protest Dish Network

Lunch Lady: Natacia Bhatia
Lunch Leisure: Jumping Line (via)
Lunch List: 14 Uncommon Celebrity Look-Alikes