Lunch Rush

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What else?

• TDW Geek: Dear Peach -- Luigi still loves you.
• Bullsh*t: The mayor of Tampa is promising to call off the RNC if Tropical Storm Isaac threatens.
• Unimpressive: Microsoft updates its logo for the first time in 25 years
• Awesome: Dave Grohl, for beering a fan during a recent show
• Despicable: A lesbian in Nebraska has been arrested for faking her own hate crime.

Lunch Lady: Carol Menendez

Lunch Leisure: Handheld Video Game (via)

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