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Twitter Thread Tells How Tinder Temptress Tricks Dozens Into Her Personal Bootleg “Bachelorette”

One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai So a few weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine shopping my soul around and I match with a very attractive young lady. No bio. Fairly innocuous.
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I message her some random shit and we chat for an hour or so and she says "here's my number text me" I'm like okay sure thing.
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I text her n we make small talk abt work for a bit then she goes, "actually, I have this huge presentation Im workin on for my job, would you be offended if I got back to you in like a week or two when Ive got more free time? Youre cute and I want to meet you Im just too busy rn"
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I thought well that's an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say "lol I wouldn't be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you're free"
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    Text - миша Follow @bydhai She says "thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure l'll text you in like a week, I'm excited" in my head I'm like sssssssuuuuurrreeee I respond " II
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can't find the conversation. think well that's weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as... overly elaborate ghosting methods
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai Then yesterday I get a text "HEY IM FINALLY FREE LMAO... my friend is DJing near Union square around 6 tomorrow I was wondering if you wanted to go for a bit then we could go get drinks after and see what happerns"
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I'm like well l'll be damned. Genuinely didn't think she would message me. I reply "yeah I should be free, I'd be down" she says "amazing I'm gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and 'll meet you by the stage then we'll head out"
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I say sure thing, looking forward to it. This morning she texts me at 9 am "hey it's gonna rain today but I think it should clear up in time for our date" I'm like cool, I'll be there
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I'm like uugghhhh l dunno bro, THIS SHIT FEELS OFF but fuck it
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shit and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shit.
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai She texts me "hey I'm running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go" I wasn't gonna stand in front of the fucking stage so I stand off to the side a bit
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it's her and I'm thinking WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fuck I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fucking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shit
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    Text - миша Follow @bydhai Iimmediately think I'm too fucking old for this shit.
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I'm like
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai Then she says I've invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME SHIT
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself
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    Text - миша Follow @bydhai At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played
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    White - Миша Follow @bydhai I went home.
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    Text - миша Follow @bvdhai ITRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION DON'T GET GOT. THE END.
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    Product - миша @bvdhai Follow The scene
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