They're Still The 'Rats Of The Sky' of the Day

"Some pigeons are more equal than others," argue artists Julius von Bismarck and Julian Charriere, who spraypainted a bunch of pigeons in Venice to make them more attractive to tourists. (They insist no animals were harmed in the process.)

Ummm, pretty pigeons are still pigeons -- just because they're more attractive doesn't mean they cease being ginormous pains in the ass.

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