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Reddit of the Day: People Share The Weirdest Things That Have Ever Happened on a First Date

First dates can be nerve-racking. What will you talk about? How should you dress? Who pays? So many questions flood your mind as you try to make a good impression. But at least you aren't these people. Their first dates got real weird real fast.

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    Thanks for dinner, cuz.

    Hair - [] evilrobotluke 1005 points 1 day ago Happened to my brother. He brought a girl home and they were talking about random stuff and she mentioned her cousin Ritchie. My brother said he had a cousin called Ritchie. Turns out it was the same Ritchie and she was our second cousin or something.
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    This date stinks.

    Jeans - [] Judg3Smails 136 polnts 1 day ago Shit my pants on a 3rd date after a Poison concert... permalink save report give gold reply
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    Totally choked on making a move.

    Food - [] buymyturtles 188 points 20 hours ago Went to Olive Garden with a girl and while we were eating soup she proceeds to deep throat a bread stick. I'm an awkward guy so I decided to do it also...no more dates after that permalink save report give gold reply
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    So...I'm getting an A?

    Job - ( throwaway-slowdown 351 points 23 hours ago Blind date at 21 years old, setup is by a friend at my job. Show up at the bar and in walks my accounting professor, which is weird until we finally conclude that we are each others date. We ended up having a great time! permalink save report give gold reply
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    Maybe save that for after the date?

    Grass - [-] Anonymous_Snow 242 polnts 1 day ago* When I went dancing with a girl and she slid her finger along my crack. Looked into my eyes. And shoved it in. permalink save report give gold reply
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    Call me daddy?

    Motor vehicle - [-] sadheart 7 points 17 hours ago Picked up by a guy (I was 18 maybe, he was 22-23) His tire lost some air and he cried and said he should call his Dad. I got him to pull into a gas station, filled his tire for him and he dropped me off after. permalink save report give gold reply
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    Pity sex still counts.

    Hair - [- czynips 1244 points 1 day ago We went to a local bar and a few of her friends were there. After hanging out with them for about an hour, her ex came in and she ended up leaving with him. One of her girlfriends said that was a shitty thing for her to do. I ended up going home with her friend and enjoyed some pity sex. permalink save report give gold reply
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    He really pissed off his date.

    Product - ] endrs_toi 887 points 1 day ago We were walking back to my place and I was tickling her a lot but I didn't realise she actually needed to pee really badly. When we got to my house I was fumbling with the keys trying to unlock the door and she pissed herself on my front porch
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    Any physical contact after Taco Bell is a no.

    Interaction - 3Ha 79 89 99 Te Phe 30wl 3owly BDER BOWLS&SALADS R Grde MEM OLOOE REAT CAREERS START [ thediamonddoe 130 points 22 hours ago Or He took me to Taco Bell, and when he paid he opened his wallet towards me and showed me a condom while saying, "we're gonna need this later!" No, we did not need it for later.. 677
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    A for effort.

    Text - [] Lazman101 154 points 22 hours ago Went on a first date with a girl I met online. She said the last date she went on the guy said that she was "disappointing." So I asked her what she did, and she said "I tried to be better."
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