SMP CLASSIC: Billy 'The Rodent' Corgan
This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop
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Grandma breaks into 19-year-old granddaughter's house when she's not home and riffles through her belongings: 'Just because she occasionally feeds me doesn’t give her the right to do this'
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Wife demands rich husband buy his stepdaughter a horse instead of “leasing one-half of a horse” and expects him to pay for college education: ‘That's not how I operate’
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17-year-old sister calls out brother in law by giving him a cookie every time he is impolite to others: 'I would open the jar and give him a cookie saying “Here’s your peace offering!" [...] Everyone would burst out laughing and he would shut up'
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'She's just a kid': 10-year-old stepdaughter gets overlooked during a family gathering when she's the only kid not to get a gift bag, leading her mom to confront the family
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17-year-old sister calls out brother in law by giving him a cookie every time he is impolite to others: 'I would open the jar and give him a cookie saying “Here’s your peace offering!" [...] Everyone would burst out laughing and he would shut up'
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