SMP CLASSIC-ish: Snakes on a Plane

It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop