Lunch Rush

This Lunch Rush brought to you by the spangled banana.

What else?

• TDW Geek: The science of bath salts, explained.
• He Speaks: Clint Eastwood calls Obama "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people."
• Cool: Neil Armstrong will be buried at sea.
• Idiots: Five high school football players in D.C. were cut after hiring hookers at the team hotel.
• Inspired: Community will parody The Hunger Games in its season premiere.
• Horrifying: A 7-year-old girl caught the bubonic plague from a dead squirrel -- and survived.

Lunch Lady: Kylee Wardle

Lunch Leisure: Escape Goat (via)

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