I am G’mork. And you, whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim.

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 18, 2024) 1

'He wanted to be the first one of the day': Entitled market owner delays trucker by 4 hours 2

Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 3

Worker's resignation letter to their boss sparks discussion online: 'I am taking that vacation starting now..." 4

Tenant and Landlord team up to take down odious Property Management company, claiming almost $10k in penalties: 'My landlord was on my side during the court hearing' 5

Employee files complaint after boss is caught on video stealing her bag, HR sides with boss: 'She faced no consequences' 6

Not today! 1

Upper paw 2

Angy marshmallow 3

A Goofy Garden of 39 Funny Felines for Hoomans to Stroll Through as They Gather Catnip for Their Cats 4

Expired 5

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #345 6