Cannon Fodder of the Day

Prolific Russian inventor Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov imagines a world in which his countrymen's No. 1 weapon is No. 2 -- Semenov has patented a tank that allows the soldiers inside to dispose of their poop by firing it at their enemies.

According to his drawing, Semenov apparently "believes that Russian tank commanders rumble around with their drawers dropped, pooping as they go, providing plenty of ammo for the tank's crap cannon."

Fire one!

[guardian]