Lunch Rush

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• TDW Geek: Now you can use Game of Thrones' Joffrey for target practice -- you know you want to.
• Bwuahaha: Chicago teachers force Rahm Emanuel to deny liking Nickelback.
• Oops: Few Republicans are backing Mittens' criticism of the administration's reaction to the Libya/Cairo attacks.
• Sweet: How Booze Built America debuts on Discovery on September 19.
• Hmmm: Three days in, and Katie Couric's killing it in the daytime talk battles.

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