I'll Take All the Contraceptives You Have Please.

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 1

Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention 2

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 3

Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...' 4

Kitchen worker asked to train new hire, finds out the new hire is making $2 more than them: 'This is just part of a larger pattern of disrespect with this company' 5

Employee faces backlash after stealing White Elephant gift from a 10-year-old kid at work holiday party: 'She shouldn't really have been at the party in the first place' 6

'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent 1

26-year-old dumps girlfriend of 2 years after she stages a cheating prank: 'I ended things right there' 2

Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...' 3

25+ Job applicants who are having a tough day: 'Got rejected 3 minutes after applying to a role' 4

'Discussing pay amongst employees is within our rights': Employee engages in fiery exchange with HR over wage transparency 5

'My brother yelled 'Gotcha!'': Christmas gets canceled when siblings play a diabolical prank on their sister after she celebrates buying her first home, she ends up going no contact because they crossed the line 6