SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns
Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"
They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop
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