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People Are Revealing On Reddit The Drama They Had With Their Pet

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    Text Every time my cat starts scratching the couch my family and I give a quick, stout, "hey!" Because of this, my dog has learned to get all huffy and run over to stop the cat when she hears the scratching start. However, my dog can't differentiate the scratching on the couch vs the scratching of tension on the cat post, so now my cat feels like no place is safe and there's a lot
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    Text My dog is mad at her own foot. Not sure why, but she's determined to show it what for.
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    Text Our old lady rabbit has decided that the (human) baby is actually hers, and gets very upset and mopey if separated from her. They only get supervised interaction time, though, baby is 9 months old and very grabby. If we try and stop her grabbing, the rabbit will come and put herself back against baby's hands to ask for another fur pull. as the And yes, the rabbit has a second rabbit to play with - he's much younger and smaller than her too, so it's li
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    Text I moved recently and my dog has not gotten used to all the new neighbors and their dogs yet Everyone is super nice and other dogs bark at her too but she's a basset hound which doesn't seem scary, she's so short and adorable but her "HELLO FELLOW DOG" bark sounds like she will eat you and your whole family. Her tail wags the whole time so she's not trying to be ferocious or anything but it sounds intimidating to everyone. It's just like, this why you don'
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    Text Had a talk with my puppy about bathroom privacy but he hasn't listened. Offered a compromise- he can come in the bathroom but don't lick or otherwise touch me while I'm in there. He is still insisting that his presence and licks are necessary.
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    Text My dog keeps stealing cat poop out of the litter boxes to eat it and it's driving is not being a good boy. me crazy. He
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    Text Our well-fed and well-loved cat broke into a neighbor's house and rolled around on the floor, exposing her belly to the old man who lived in said house like some common gutter tramp. This cat now shoots daggers at me every time I refuse to indulge in her floozyizms and let her out, but she's already made a name for herself on that Nextdoor app and is known as a sort of a neighborhood tart. Enjoy a few days indoors, you brazen hussie. :(
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  • 8
    Text My bird is pissed at my guniea pig for eating all the watermelon.
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    Text The German Shepard pup, about 6 months, will not stop herding the older dog. A light tap with the rolled up newspaper makes him stop and feel ashamed for about 10 seconds.
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    Text My girl cat has been late to her job recently. We took her on for the position of after- shower greeter; she's always sitting on the toilet by the tub whenever I get out and meows at me, but lately she's been tardy and had affected her most recent yearly evaluation. I told her that the boy cat was looking to change departments lately, and while we didn't want to lose her, she had to make more of an effort to keep her position As of this week, she's
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  • 11
    Text My mom has 2 humming bird feeders that she is obsessed with watching. She is super concerned because one is "being a bully" standing on top of the feeder and attacking other humming birds trying to feed. Become a real hot topic of conversation
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    Text The dog is currently not speaking to me because I did not give him the pizza crust like I usually do. But I covered the slices with garlic sauce. He is Upset and Betrayed.
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    Text My guinea fowl family had a close call with a hawk today. They were on the open hill above our home having a morning stroll and hunting breakfast. Then the parents noticed a hawk circling and calmly told their 12 young keets (4 weeks old) to play hide and seek, hunker down in the grass, and not make a peep until they came back to get them. The parents then hiked a ways away and distracted the hawk with their piercing warning calls. This caught my att
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  • 14
    Text My cat has finally figured out that my alarm going off means I'm making plans to leave the bed so moves up closer and burrows in while batting my hand to be petted while purring and being extremely warm thus making me not want to move
  • 15
    Text My cat prefers my husband but he's working night shift so she's stuck with me a rare tonight and she's pissed about it
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    Text We have two cats that are at war with each other. Our cat, Odin, is a long haired Maine Coon. Due to his long hair, he is not allowed to sleep on our bed. For this reason, we have placed a pillow in the corner of our bedroom for him to sleep on. Recently our other cat Besu, has started urinating on the pillow in protest. So, we removed the pillow from our bedroom, and now anywhere Odin often sleeps Besu will seek out and urinate on it.
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    Text This morning my cat came and cuddled up beside me, then proceeded to pee on my leg (and my bed). I Was LIVID. Did she do it on gonna mark her as mine so I PEE ON HER LEG?" | don't know. I wish I spoke cat purpose? Did her little kitty head think, "I'm
  • 18
    Text Anyanka is a sweetheart of a little ferret but my roommate hates her and says she is a demon ferret. She prefers Henry, or as I call him, Enrique the Bastard, because he is more "ferrety". He shits everywhere, doesn't respond to commands and bites. Anya and Henry are best friends though, so we've got a whole montague capulet phenomenon.
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    Text My cat never comes to me for attention. I'm the last person in the house he comes to. If I'm the only one home and he wants food he very reluctantly asks me. There's no history of abuse, he purrs if I go to him, but that's just how we are. It's very one sided But every morning he hears me while I eat my cereal. He waits for me to put my bowl down, he drinks my milk, and then he leaves get my breakfast. Walks around my bed and purrs loudly I know I'm be
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