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Woman Makes up Fake Son to Get Back at Annoying Coworker

Oh hell yeah, nothing like the long con. This is some Jim Halpert level office pranking, right here.

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    Text - ehwellpffft i have a fake son his name is Tim and he is working on his M.S. in astrophysics at Berkeley. he is devestatingly handsome and enjoys rock climbing and volunteers as a counselor at the local YMCA there in Berkeley, California. i am so proud of my fake son. i have raised him up in my own head to be such an outstanding member of society "Tim" is only brought up when asked about by one particular woman at work that i only see on occasion. i don't make a habit or game of lying to p
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    Text - Faye is one of those people who has been there/ done that and will hang herself on the cross while she tells you how much worse the experience was for her. i've seen this woman Kanye West an 8- month pregnant girl at said girl's own baby shower to glorify the gift she gave her as well as go into how horrible her labor was with her own children. Faye also is a braggart. her car/purse/house/ring/ shoes/etc. all cost more than whatever yours did and her children are all angels. i was forced
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    Text - anyway, when she shut up long enough about herself and her fabulous offspring on the second day, she asked, "Do you have any children, Emily?" i replied that i do not. she then launched into her daughter taking fertility drugs so that she could give her mother grandchildren someday. that was the only question she asked me until i saw her about a year later. "Oh, HI, Emily! How are you?!" "Hi, Fay...how are you?" "Wonderful, wonderful. Stephen just graduated from UT. He's going to be the b
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    Text - it dawned on me what a complete narcissist she truly is. she hadn't heard me the day she asked if i had children, because she didn't care. she didn't care enough to call me by my real name, so it wasn't much of a surprise. i couldn't stop myself. i briefly thought about correcting her, but i decided to just go with it. "Tim is doing so well. He was just accepted to Berkeley after his amazing thesis on planetary nebuli. We are so proud of him." her eyes grew big. "Oh, how nice! But, Berkel
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    Text - i gave a small chuckle. "Oh, well, they wanted him for sure, Faye. I mean, all the letters he received, practically BEGGING him to study there. But, well, they just don't have a sufficient astronomy department. UT is a fine school, but not for the subject that Tim is going into. Astrophysics is not something you can study just anywhere, you know." her eyes narrowed. "Medicine is what these young people should be going into. Astrophysics? What is that, anyway? How will it contribute to the
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    Text - i've bumped into her on and off throughout the past 5 years and she always told me how her angels were saving the world, especially Stephen, and then she'd ask about Tim. and i made sure my Tim was one step above her Stephen. her face would turn crimson and she would have to abruptly leave. i saw her as i was leaving work yesterday and she stopped me to wish me a happy Easter. "Stephen is coming home this holiday. He's bringing his fiance. She's a doctor too, you know. How is Tim? Don't t
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    Text - I grinned. "Yes, it does. But he's such a sweetheart, he's flying me out there this year! Taking a break from his studies and humanitarian efforts to have his dear ol' Mom around for Easter. I'm so lucky!" "...yes, well, have a nice time, Emily. Happy Easter!" "You too, Kay! Oh, I mean Faye!" you know, like i said before, i don't like to lie. it does seem very silly to have let this go on for so long. Tim has been a fabrication in the making for over 5 years now, he almost feels real to m
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    Text - it's a true testament that if you lie, or let a lie go on for a while, it becomes a solid thing that you have to keep up with. oddly enough, i don't lose sleep on this lie. i don't see her often enough to fib about this on a daily or consistent level. Faye never cared anything about me or my life until she had something to try to one- up me on. SHE is the one losing sleep on account of her Stephen not succeeding quite like my Tim. it's amazing how this lie has eaten her alive and made me
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